Those were my thoughts upon my return home after being away for nearly a year while training in OVW.
She, was Shay Shay. I remember when I first laid eyes on her. I was buying my mom a "Taco Bell Dog" and noticed that She was desperately in need of a home. So me, being the P.O.L,"Protector of Life", I took her in. I raised her as if She were my own child. I fed her, cleaned her, nurtured her and even let her sleep in bed with me. Then when the time was right, I went on my journey to pursue My Dream. I knew I would miss her. She was my baby. She was my everything. She accompanied me in late hours while I watched The Simpsons and ate my Coco Puffs and She listened to me when no one else would, never rebutting anything that I said. I left her at home to be seen after while I was away thinking that She would be in good hands with my mother, but then it happened. My EVIL SISTER, "The Lying Evangelist" moved in and kicked her out of the house. My poor Mother tried to defend my honor and the honor of Shay but she wasn't strong enough at her age to withstand the verbal pounding and manipulative ways of the "Lying Evangelist". Next thing I know,I go back home to visit. Im eagerly awaiting my reunion with my heart. But wait!!!! What is this? I can't believe my eyes. Shay has turned into some sort of Tramp! She has about three different baby daddy's with all her kids running around without any proper care. They looked like lil Gremlins (Or Mahoney's, take your pick). I swear they were made up of three different Cats Goo (if you get my grip). On top of that, when I got there, I really looked forward to seeing her and she just tooted her tail up in the air and walked away from me as if to say, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT"! You left me.....My fault? I did what I had to do for YOU! Besides, I didn't raise you like that!.... Ya Damn Cat Whore! *Sighing* (Whew, I really needed that! I feel so much better now!)