*This edition of ‘PSW’ is brought to you by today’s “Word of the Day” MORON!*
From the “You knew it would happen” files:
I’m so sick of everybody hopping aboard the Toyota car issue. I mean seriously, people have supposedly legitimately died because of these malfunctions and now, because of the national attention this issue has received, you got MORONS trying to get in on the action.
From the “Cheese Head” files:
Sooooooooo, they have called off the annual cheese run, where a bunch of MORONS willfully chase a roll of cheese down a hill so steep that not even Suicidey is crazy enough to attempt. Seriously people!
From the “We are Golf” files:
Did anyone hear about these golfers concerned over Tiger Woods return at the masters? Apparently they don’t want the media attention to follow. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? What a bunch of MORONS . Seriously people, Tiger is the reason golf was taken to a whole new level in the first place. That man single handedly made golf “cool.” So, let’s be real about this thing and call a spade a freaking Geewizcaboosekabob spade; most of those complaining are afraid that as inactive Tiger has been lately, know that on Mr. Woods’ WORST DAY he’s still head and hills better above the rest.
From the “I’m no racist, but” files:
How funny is it that Pope was riding in a cab when all of a sudden the cabby asked if Pope would like any music, in which I responded, “Sure.” The cabby says,” No worries, I have something good you will like.” He then reaches up above into the overhead visor and pulls out a CD, puts it into the CD player, and what is it?......RAP! Are you kidding me? Oh, what is so funny about this you ask? It’s because his name is ISMAEL! You would think that HE of all people wouldn’t be so quick to pass judgment on one based on nationality, creed, or color. Then the MORON noticed there was no bobbing going on to the music and says, “I also have Lil Wayne if you like.” Lol, Seriously!!!!???
From the “Oh how times have changed” files:
Well, the “WAR” is officially on now. All eyes are on each product with thousand of “Sophisticated, I know what’s best for wrestling, and it’s product, why not let me book, I’m up on Tuesday morning awaiting the Nielsen ratings because I have an invested interest in these companies that I don’t even know about yet,” fans who are making great strides via internet sites and YouTube (which all have a right to). But here is Pope’s take: Since when did all of the aforementioned issues become the concern of THE FANS? What happened to the days of just enjoying some good ole wrasslin, and if you don’t like it, don’t watch it?
Guess those days are long gone, done and over with, never to be revisited. Let Pope say this about all of the comments on the ratings, “Ratings determine the audience size….NOT the better show.” We all know that RAW’s audience is already built which of course took time, A LOT of time to do. They’ve held steady at the mid 3’s for what seems like forever now. Well, as you may know, their rating tends to bounce around a lot, often towards the negative than the positive. TNA has only one way to truly go, and that’s grow. We intend to do that, and Pope plans on being a very important part of that growth. I truly believe, no, Pope KNOWS iMPACT RULED, and we will continue to do such each and every week, for YOU, the viewer.
"If you can't CHANGE the people around you, then change the people AROUND you!" ~ PHS
Mon, 03/15/2010 - 12:00am | 
Elijah
Preach on!! love the post