Pope's Spoken Word(s) Vol. 5
Mon, 12/14/2009 - 11:00pm | 
Elijah
Once again YOUR Host of Hosts and Paragon of Virtue has returned to enlighten all whom may come in contact with these spoken words. So with that being said:
From The "Who Would've Thunk It Files":
Oh Tigger!......... Tigger, Tigger, Tigger. (Pope Shakes his Head) Pope's not shaking his head because of Wood's infidelity, nor his well publicized accident. Pope's shaking his head because Tigger was held up as the ultimately,universal, cross over, good guy. Someone who could be the joint venture for whites, blacks, Chinese, and every other creature within and outside of the parallel universe to look up to as the ultimate good. Much to Tigger's defense, he didn't ask to be held in such high esteem. Tigger didn't land on Plymouth Rock....Plymouth Rock landed on Tigger! And so did Venus; Alot of Venus's actually! Lol
Did you know that Will Smith was the original pick to play 'NEO' in The Matrix? If Will would've accepted the role, does that means we wouldn't have had a Lawrence Fishburne Morpheus? I mean, there can only be one "Chosen One" per film, right?
Planet 51 in its third week has fallen to #11 at the Box Office. So far it's grossed $31 million off of a $70 million dollar budget. How funny is it that a white man can voice over a black character, i.e. Cleveland from The Cleveland Show and Family Guy, Val Kilmer's Prince of Egypt and Mike Myers Shrek (Seriously, Shrek might as well have been Black) and have HUGE SUCCESS but yet a Black African American Samoan can't get over as a white guy in a movie? Well, guess he won't be "THE GUEST HOST" any time soon.- Check Please!
From The "Follow Up" Files:
Speaking of MJ, I think it's time Pope shared the gift, the dream, the vision of faith that Pope foretold to come. As many of you may recall, the death of THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER EVER was something that stopped Pope in his tracks on that dreadful day. It's very fair to say that Pope was crushed when the news broke because of Pope's plans, his intentions to travel overseas to his first live concert, to witness the "King Of Pop" live and in all of his glory. Well, after coming to terms with the fact that MJ was no longer on this earth, Pope prayed a prayer to one day witness "The King" in action, a personal concert if you will, and also foretold that it would indeed happen one day (Mind you this was wayyyyyyy b4(up) the announcement of This Is It!). Well of course, This Is It came to theaters, and Pope went to a private screening. I must say that Pope FINALLY got his MJ concert. Not one time during the screening did Pope feel sad, Pope was more rejoiceful than anything because as any person that viewed it could clearly see, Michael was in rare form; large and in charge. It was amazing to see this guy at 50 still dancing and moving as if it was the 1980's all over again. Hitting his falsetto high pitch with ease. Pope must give thanks to the BBP in the sky, cause while this was for the world to witness, it was especially made to be witnessed by YOUR Pope. Finally, there's closure. R.I.P King!
So, I'm sure you've heard by now that The Jackson's have finally got their reality show. Why did Pope say finally? Because I think it's important for The Congregation to know that this has been in the works for quite sometime, way BEFORE MJ's Death. While I'm certain the networks (A&E) were sure to secure the show after MJ's death, Pope think it would be unfair to judge or hold the Jackson's at fault for this "timely/untimely" green light.
From The "OMG" Files:
Why for the love of Pope would this stupid, idiotic former body guard of MJ try to sell his MJ's mask? I mean, seriously!?? Pope would've just kept it; then if need be, sell it later. Lol. No seriously, if he had of just said it was a gift from MJ to himself, he probably wouldn't have fell under such scrutiny, but obviously the "Big WCE Jacked Up Look-a-like" is probably as naive as they're portraying his mirrored on screen character to be (It's a lil tricky, but eventually you'll figure it out). But why sweat the man, err body else is robbing from the estate as well. They're all crooks!
Michael Jackson's famed glove recently sold for 350,000. His black jacket from his 1989 tours sold for about 250,000. Pope Damns every leech out there that continues to try to get paid off of MJ. Pope Damns that white haired Bob Barker look-a-like, Babara Walters for violating the Jackson's family request for NO CAMERA'S or Video within the memorial for MJ. She best hope someone would want to sneak a camera in to her "day of reckoning." Pope know he wouldn't. I mean, what could be worst than seeing a Bob Barker look-a-like wearing make-up and a dress inside of a casket? Uh-oh. Pope just thought of one.....Ball's Mahoney wearing Suicidey's outfit!!!! Just Gawd Awful! (Some of you just envisioned that too)
How about Pope caught this episode of Hoarders on A&E and could not BELIEVE some of the stuff he witnessed. Why did this older woman and her husband live in a house full of filth, with over 100+ cats and kittens? I mean, it was just ridiculous. When the crew arrived to help the woman, who obviously had OCD, she didn't want any of the cats removed. They could barely move around in that place. When it was all said and done, they found/captured 76 cats (most of which would be euthanized), and of the 76 cats found, 35 were dead...INSIDE OF THEIR HOME! Disgusting! Then, to put the icing on the cake, while cleaning out the old couples garage they found even more dead cats, cat skeleton's, and something str8 out of a Family Guy episode; some how, some way, there was a Skunk living within the trash inside their garage as well. PEE-YEW!!! Lol, That's Reality TV for ya!
Pope just learned that Ru Paul has taken legal action against another drag queen for stealing his gimmick. (I hope Wendy Williams got some good attorneys)
Well, that about does it for now. Be sure to stay tuned as Pope will be announcing the date and time of our next LIVE SCA Chat, via twitter and via TEE.com.
And please remember, If you can't change the people AROUND you, then CHANGE the PEOPLE around you! Until next time, Pope Has Spoken!
Very entertaining Pope. It's been a while since I have commented on your blogs. I'm happy you were able to have closure with your sense of lost with MJ. Closure is so important in all aspects of life.
I have no comments about the "blasian" or whatever he refers himself as.
There's so much I can say about This Is It but to keep it, such a great film it is! I didn't really want to see it when it premiered but I just couldn't await it to come out on dvd. I was so happy the entire time, moving and dancing a little, couldn't stay still in my seat; it's a great thing there were only 3 of us in the movie theater, lol. Just seeing MJ in one of his last rehearsals is sad but to see and witness him doing what he loved to do and the effect he had and still have on so many is amazing! Oh he will be missed so much!! Shauntee, its really a wonderful documentary and you'll love it once you finally see it.
It's interesting watching The Jackson's reality show thus far, I've been trying to figure out for ages how Jermaine hair is so slick. It's so shiny, I thought maybe it was colored on, gelled down (like with a toothbrush), spray painted, tattooed on. Sharpie perhaps? Anywho...he really seems greedy to me.
I was just watching an episode of Hoarders last night; I saw an eppy about a lady from NO, LA whose son was taken away as a child because of their unsafe home, when the helpers were cleaning up and came across a cat's carcass, made me think about the poor cat suffering because of junk:/ It's really sad and terrible that people can live in such ways, its an ongoing illness and disease in itself that interrupts and take over their lives as well as the lives of those around them. Its difficult and hard for these hoarders in many ways, so sad.
Hmm..if I owned an authentic item of Michael Jackson, I would honestly save and collect it. Especially a rare gem like his glove, I would frame it!! Too many people out there making profits off of MJ, SMH!
Geez, I have no comment for Tigger either, bless his Cablasian har-yut!
Words spoken greatly Pope, I enjoyed it!!
I am so glad you were able to see, "This Is It". I have heard some rave reviews and I am still trying to psych myself up to view it.
As far as "Tigger" goes...I have an opinion on that, but in order not to start a riot, I'll keep most of it to myself. I will say that it's ironic how the very part of himself he tried to deny, ended up surfacing for all the world to see.
I have seen the Jackson's reality show and Jermaine just strikes me as a slimy, opportunistic, and shady character with that Armor-All shelacked upside his head.
Hoarders is a terribly sad television show. Obviously the problems the people have go deeper than laziness, slothfulness, and sorriness. Just by looking at the people and their living conditions, one can tell that there are some deep rooted psychological issues behind the hoarding and it's simply not enough to just come in and help them clean. If the problems aren't addressed and handled, they will be revisiting that same home again in another year.
Ahem, I'm off my soapbox now Pope. Thanks for the Xcellent Spoken Words. Looking forward to the next round!
Jermaine sports a style that is very popular up north and in hair shows around the globe. They darn near literally outline their hair, and mustaches with some sort of hair coloring marker. What makes it worse for him is that it looks like he took some grease from Popeye's chicken and used it as facial lotion.
AND YES! The "Darkside" within Tigger could not be denied. Strong indeed. Lol