Once again YOUR Pope has returned to enlighten you with Vol.4 of Pope's Spoken Word. Hope all had a great Thanksgiving holiday, enjoy the read and let Pope know your views by leaving a comment. ~PHS

First things first, the NFL is heating up as it prepares for the playoff season, so Pope will go ahead now and predict his top three choices to play in the Superbowl. Top 3 Picks are Vikings, Colts, Saints... One of these teams will win!

Pope was in the store the other day, and while in line a lil blonde haired blue eye boy, around the age of 5 maybe 6, along with his mom walks up to his father who was standing behind Pope and says, "Daddy look what I have, I gotta gun." Daddy says, "Wow, did you get that for daddy?" Boy says, "No! Uh uh, but we can share!" Daddy says, "Great. Are you gonna shoot mommy with it?" Lil boy, "uh huh." Dad says, "good boy," and proceeds to laugh along with his mother. We'll see if it's funny 5-10 years from now when they piss the lil pucker off!

And from the Stupid Files: Did anyone hear about the lady driving down the highway and called 911 to report a drunken driver?

911 operator: 911

Woman: "Yes, I'm calling to report a drunk driver."

911 operator: "Are you following the driver now. Can you see the drunken driver?"

Woman: "Yes... It's me!"

Lol. Man, bless her haryut! I don't know if that's stupid or just plain honest. At least she followed directions to pull over and wait on police. But seriously....?

Or how about the cop who called 911 to report he and his wife were dying after eating weed laced brownies?

911 operator: 911

Cop: "Yes, I need help. I think me and my wife are dying. I took some weed from an earlier arrest today, and my wife baked it into brownies and we ate it. I think they (criminal he arrested) put something in the weed. I can feel my pulse getting slower."

Needless to say he was FIRED after that tape was played.

Well, on to other things, have you noticed how things work in the world of entertainment? There's so many counterparts/spinoffs/lookalikes, etc.

(From family shows)All In The Family/The Jeffersons
(To Talk shows)Tonight Show/Arsenio Hall(who was a trendsetter)
(To Animation)Family Guy/Cleveland Show
(To married lesbian/daytime talk) Ellen Degeneres/Wanda Sykes
(Men dressed in Drag) Ru Paul/Wendy Williams
(Gawd Awful) Ball's Mahoney/Ball's Mahoney sitting in poo!?!

I mean, seriously people! Pope could go on and on, but this is the time where we part for now, and anticipate for later. Well, that's it for now, and remember: "If you can't change the people AROUND you, then CHANGE the people around you!"~ Pope Has Spoken!