Ok, So where do Pope start? Well, if you are following Your Pope on Twitter (and you should be), Then I'm sure most of you know that Pope's journey started about 4pm the evening of 5/26/09. Well, during the planned flight out, Pope found himself stuck on a plane for about 45 min before it actually pulled out of the gateway to taxi. After taxi-ing for about 5 mins, we were ordered ad ease and to remain grounded due to the weather in our planned destination. (this is where it gets fun) The very short flight in which we were to be in the air for no more than 21 minutes, turned out to be a sit on the runway for 1 hour and 20 mins, in during which time we had no water or beverages to drink as the flight attendants usually don't serve on such short flights. So now, we're HOT, Thirsty and the plane is beginning to smell a lot like a pair of Balls Mahoney's shorts.

Ok, so Pope of course believes in every aspect that patience is a virtue (As I've been telling the congregation for some time), so I'm chilling and try to catch up on some much needed sleep, but I can't because people are actually complaining and grumbling to their families and friends via cellular phones. Ok, so I understand their disgust with the time delay and the fact that every one wants to beat up the condescending flight attendant, but check this; why isn't anyone concerned about their SAFETY??? Safety first people. Everyone wanna fly but know ones paying attn to the fact that air traffic control is trying to prevent a disaster from happening, but oh well, to each his own. Some will never learn I tell ya. GeeWizFreakinCabooseKabob!

*BTW, for entertainment purposes only, Pope just fell out of my chair while typing*

So, to make a long story short, we finally make the 21 min flight, land, and then almost all of us of course missed our connecting flights and had no other option but to take a discounted hotel or pull a Ballsy! (that means sleep on the airport flo with that green stuff from the Exorcist coming out of your mouth...Just Bloody Hideous!) Well, I took the hotel option and stayed the night, however, not before I had to take a ride with a bunch of folks (Probably German's, their smell is unmistakable) whose breath smelled like hot grass. Seriously!!!! So the airline did pay for it all and gave me 2 complimentary meal passes, A nice king size bed at the Marriott.

In closing, I finally got a chance to watch ECW, and thankfully it was one of the most exhilarating ECW Broadcast EVER! I'm still left in awe of the show, much like the "at capacity" crowd that witnessed the live event. I can still here the roar of the crowd, chanting "Magic Magic" or was it "King James"? I dunno. I was however happy and pleasantly surprised to see the Heart and Soul of ECW finally being utilized: ZACK RYDER!!!!! Woo Wu Woo!!!