Pope has finally returned to the states and can't say how happy I am to be back. While Germany was pleasant, I couldn't help but feel like a cat trapped in a hog pen. It was HOT and I swear to you, everywhere I turned, the smell was in the air. Im not sure whether it was the deodorant or lack thereof, but GeeWizFreakinCabooseKabob, those Germans sure know how to clear one's nasal passage. Of course this doesn't refer to all Germans (more specifically my good friends as GSW), but I swear to you, I went to the gym and became self conscious of myself. I kept sniffing to see if it was me, but I guess they're just used to it.

After the Gym I went for a spin at over 160miles per hour in this one of a kind limited vehicle, Lamborghini.(Click Need For Speed! in Gallery "Elijah's Collection")

Of course the GSW Show was a blast as well as I wrestled the Great Britain ensation Doug Williams. After Pope's losing effort, the fans were very very appreciative and supportive towards YOUR Pope by giving him a standing ovation, and in unison chanted "PLEASE COME BACK...PLEASE COME BACK!" Of course Pope eyes were full of tears to the deafening chants of the GSW Crowd; There was only one thing for Pope to do, Give them a 2 finger salute, (And trust me, it wasn't a peace sign) and tell them where they can go to. Of course they only loved Pope more for it as they respect Pope more than they do that "Dutch" Angela Mrtyle! (Their Female Chancellor/President)

Afterwards, Pope had a great time hanging with some cool cats. It was great seeing old faces like Steve Corino, C.W Anderson and Bill Apter and to meet up and chill with some cool cat's; TNA's Alex Shelly, Chris Sabin and my homeboy Chris Parks "AKA Abyss"! Once all of the festivities came to an end, it was now time for part 4.5 of the Flight From HELL......

This time, Lucifer sent the Unborn Love Infant of the Exorcist and Chucky himself. (Click She Devil in Gallery "Elijah's Collection") Why oh Why must I be on planes, sitting right in the midst of demons that can't be controlled by there parents? I started to spit in my hand and baptize the little bastard myself. I swear I almost went "Carny w/Belt Buckle" on the lyttle brat. Then, the parents wanna get on the older daughter whose sick of the little Tasmanian Devil for messing with her and they tell the older daughter, "You must want to get yelled at again." Dad says, "Obviously the first time wasn't good enough?" But yet, what are they doing to control that little Lycan that is disturbing the whole flight?; They're asking her, "Honey please, stop. Don't hit sister. Hitting not nice. (Click She Devil Big Sis in Gallery "Elijah's Collection")

Please stay still, blah blah blah!" I just looked out the window and wondered if going down over the Atlantic was a better option than finishing this hell of a ride. (Click Pope Thinking + Atlantic Ocean in Gallery "Elijah's Collection")

Even Mae Young had enough and tried to abandon the ship mid flight. (Click Mae Young Had Enough in Gallery "Elijah's Collection")